Kramer thats what makes this so difficult

This is something you would never ever do. People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.. I come and go as I please! I warned the Queen you were gettin' close an', now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole damn forbidden city. I'm ah, I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay.. Vandelay here.. I, oh! She's beautiful! Who is she? She was lovely. I'm Amanda. MAN3 Heh, heh! I'm buyin'. What the hell is goin' on?!

What--what year is this? I don't know if you've noticed, but lately, I've been drifting, aimlessly? An' I love the people I'm workin' with. I'm doin' this just for me. So uh, what do you do down there all day?

You know, takin' care o' business. Aa--I gotta go. Washing his shoes at the water cooler. Eating rolls of crackers out of his briefcase. Laughing it up after hours with co-workers at a TGIF-type restaurant.

Where were you?! What are friends for? Down is Up. It's still a goodbye. Does he live underwater? All right? What a day. Could I use a drink. If I don't get 'em done by nine, I'm toast.. I always thought it was a meat packing plant! Anabelle, Justina, and Nikki. We used to model together. She was beautiful.. Do you wanna dance? No thanks, I'm, just not hungry. Twist off. You're missing it, it's higher. Make a wish. It was incredible! As far as the eye could see! The legends are true.

I'm inside the walls! You got it last time. GENE [calmly takes it] Don't worry about it. Gillian's comin' over later. I think I'm gonna end it. You never listen to me anymore! We hardly even talk! You know this is my crazy time o' year?! What is goin' on with you two? Wait a second! Where you goin'? I-I hardly ever see you anymore. They do good things. They read..

Big deal.. I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the, excruciating minutia, of every, single, daily event.. I gotta go. In the background, on a door, is a poster of a closeup of Dennis Franz in black and white. The phone rings and GEORGE puts the picture and blow-drier together on the side of the sink--the dryer's still running.

Yeah, you know what, I can't even really talk about it right now. Just friends. All right. Well, do you still want to see a movie later?

An' I need another one or I can't get back into the forbidden city! I need you to get another picture of man-hands. I'm beggin' you! Yes, all right--anything! He opens her purse and peeks around in it.

Close-up of his hand getting the picture. Hey Jerry? What happened to your hand? Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only calls when he wants something, an' I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken, which, by the way, [drops chicken into sink] was, for two.

It's still effort. This job is killing you! It's killing Us. Whadda say we go out tonight? Any place you want.

Isn't that Elaine? Over here! It's like a bizarre mirroring. George, Kramer.. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. This is an incredible idea. I got nothing to lose. We either break up, which she would do anyway, but at least I go out with some dignity.

Completely turn the tables. Especially on a kid. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry. Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship? You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. What do you need a break from getting up at eleven?

A coffee table book about coffee tables! I hate myself! If anything, I need to get the exact opposite of me. The substitute teachers of the theatre world. I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room. A garage. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?

Do dreams require liquid? I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up. Isosceles Kramer. How do you wear these things!! Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. Jerry: Yeah, like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite who lives in the backwards Bizarro World. Up is down, down is up. He says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives. Elaine: Shouldn't he say "badbye"?

Isn't that the opposite of goodbye? Jerry: No, it's still goodbye. Elaine: Does he live underwater? Jerry: No. Elaine: Is he black? Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing, all right? Quote from The Package. Jerry: So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo? Kramer: It's a write-off for them.

Jerry: How is it a write-off? Kramer: They just write it off. Jerry: Write it off what? Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything. Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is. Kramer: Do you? I don't. Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off. Quote from The Pool Guy. Kramer: [answers phone] Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.

Elaine: Kramer, is that you? Kramer: Elaine? Elaine: Uh, what time does Chow Fun start? Kramer: I don't know. Quote from The Yada Yada. Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.

Kramer: Those people? Listen to yourself. Jerry: What? Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream.